Though it seems like only yesterday, in fact it was almost one year ago since we last broke buns and meat together. Have I been unfaithful? Oh sure, I dallied with Five Guys in DC and In-N-Out in California, but the meat didn't taste as juicy and the buns were not as firm. Nothing could compare to the sophisticated burgers of NYC shared in your company, which have haunted me in my sleep these last twelve months (as has this video). And so, with a side of fries in one hand and a chocolate shake in the other, I ask, will you take me back, oh dear Burger Club? Will you welcome me with open buns? Or will you cast me aside like yesterday's onion rings? I wait with bated burger breath for your decision.
Jane

P.S. In case you're still not convinced, think of these kitties as a peace offering.
Response from Anna (who speaks for BCNY):
I am so glad you are back. We will never cast you aside like yesterday's onion rings--even if you needed some freedom fries, we will always be your happy meal!
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